Oh, don't YOU start hyphenating words that require no such devices! Frankly, the remainder of the article relates associated tales of woe far greater than that of the input of Prince Harry the new-found tambo-banger; were HM the Queen privately to wish that this entire depressingly tiresome Lucy-in-th-Sky-with-Diamond-Jubilees farce would simply go away, one could hardly blame her. Whatever some people may think of her (and I happen to know several staunch British Republicans who nevertheless admit to being convinced that the British monarchy should survive as long as does its present incumbent), 60 years in the gig and counting is no mean achievement, so the prospect of what this article warns its readers will be served up as the "musical" part of the "celebrations" thereof is sufficiently appalling as to make one wonder why anyone would seek so wilfully and thoughtlessly to insult her therewith.