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Title: Two Flautists Post by: Neil McGowan on November 09, 2011, 11:36:06 am Two flautists are coaching each other for a Music Theory Exam.
FIRST: "What's the sub-dominant of F-major?" SECOND: "Nah, it's a trick question! F-major is already the sub-dominant!" Title: Re: Two Flautists Post by: autoharp on November 09, 2011, 02:58:35 pm Are we to understand that in certain parts of the world flautists are considered inferior to viola players and drummers?
Title: Re: Two Flautists Post by: Neil McGowan on November 09, 2011, 03:09:52 pm Are we to understand that in certain parts of the world flautists are considered inferior to viola players and drummers? There's a whole sub-genre of anecdotes about Bass Clarinetists (and the idleness thereof). In Russian orchestras "Bass Clarinet" is a full-time job - I know two of them, and neither plays the conventional Bb clarinet. One doesn't even have a conventional clarinet. As you can imagine, most of the anecdotes are along the lines of "354-two-three-four, 355-two-three-four"... Title: Re: Two Flautists Post by: Neil McGowan on December 10, 2011, 08:34:09 pm (http://www.prozrachny.com/r3ok/subdominant.jpg)
Title: Re: Two Flautists Post by: ahinton on December 10, 2011, 10:01:11 pm Are we to understand that in certain parts of the world flautists are considered inferior to viola players and drummers? There's a whole sub-genre of anecdotes about Bass Clarinetists (and the idleness thereof). In Russian orchestras "Bass Clarinet" is a full-time job - I know two of them, and neither plays the conventional Bb clarinet. One doesn't even have a conventional clarinet. As you can imagine, most of the anecdotes are along the lines of "354-two-three-four, 355-two-three-four"... |